Below you will find the results of my having challenged myself for a number of days to write a short story with a beginning and middle and an end inside of 30 minutes. Here is what I came up with. I hope you like it.
Man, those are some ugly leotards. Hell, they’ll probably lose points for the leotards, themselves. I wonder who did their routine. Did that person pick out the leotards? I thought the little black symbols were swastikas, at first. Turns out they were The Ace Of Clubs. I guess they’re dressed up as a deck of cards. Not nearly 52 people.
I have to go put on my zebra head.