Below you will find the results of my having challenged myself for a number of days to write a short story with a beginning and middle and an end inside of 30 minutes. Here is what I came up with. I hope you like it.
“Dad says Disneyworld is overrated. He says it’s consumer trash for people who don’t know any better. He says we’d be better off going camping in Canada.”
“Your dad used to love Disneyworld.”
“Yeah. He shat himself in Space Mountain and they had to take him away in an ambulance. Since then, he’s hated Disneyworld.”
“Like, he fucked up and it’s their fault?”
“That’s your dad.”