Big Donut

Below you will find the results of my having challenged myself for a number of days to write a short story with a beginning and middle and an end inside of 30 minutes. Here is what I came up with. I hope you like it.

The biggest donut I ever did see was at Moe’s Big Donut Shop in Providence. I think it may have been ornamental. It was a plain cake donut, a foot across, weighing 11 pounds. A masterpiece.

They couldn’t put it on a paper plate, so I had to stretch out my jacket, trampoline-style, and rest the donut on it (onut?)

I just poured the coffee directly onto the donut from the paper cup with the funny drawings on it.

It took me 4 hours to eat the thing. People behind the counter wept, and I couldn’t shit for two day.

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