Below you will find the results of my having challenged myself for a number of days to write a short story with a beginning and middle and an end inside of 30 minutes. Here is what I came up with. I hope you like it.
“Every morning, I get up hoping that today will be the day I get to shoot somebody in the ass with my ass gun.”
“Hmmmmm… well, whatever. Anyway, this is mighty fine piece of property you’ve got here. Have you ever…”
“Ow! Jesus Christ, you just shot me in the ass!”
“Well, I gave you fair warning, didn’t I?”