Below you will find the results of my having challenged myself for a number of days to write a short story with a beginning and middle and an end inside of 30 minutes. Here is what I came up with. I hope you like it.
“What was the worst part of prison?”
“Going to the bathroom. Those letters you sent were excruciating, too.”
“What? I’m being honest.”
“I’m going to call your parole officer and tell him you’ve following the neighbors around.”