Below you will find the results of my having challenged myself for a number of days to write a short story with a beginning and middle and an end inside of 30 minutes. Here is what I came up with. I hope you like it.
“How are you, Mr. Oop?”
“Hungry. What’s the special?”
“Endive, Pear and roquefort salad.”
“Ah, I don’t eat nothing but bearcat stew.”
“You ask every fucking time, though.”