Below you will find the results of my having challenged myself for a number of days to write a short story with a beginning and middle and an end inside of 30 minutes. Here is what I came up with. I hope you like it.
Ryan: “Any New Year’s Resolutions?”
Will: “Yeah, I’m gonna try to offend fewer gypsies, this year.”
Gypsy Lady: “Could one of you hold that door open for me?”
Will: “Ah, blow it out your ass, you crone!”
Gypsy Lady: “Your will go cross-eyed in three days! Hex! Hex! Hex!”
Will: “Me and my big mouth.”