Below you will find the results of my having challenged myself for a number of days to write a short story with a beginning and middle and an end inside of 30 minutes. Here is what I came up with. I hope you like it.
The Kid could vomit at will, a talent he used to get out of youth theater. As he grew older, his ability to dislodge his own contents meant that he rarely finished a day of high school. He was left back twice. Later in life, he tried to get out of a filing task at his part time job by yakking all over the office admin’s desk. People started wising up around then.