Below you will find the results of my having challenged myself for a number of days to write a short story with a beginning and middle and an end inside of 30 minutes. Here is what I came up with. I hope you like it.
Q: What is your favorite episode of Seinfeld?
A: I’ve only seen one episode: the one in which some guy had a cape.
Q: So, by extension, that’s your favorite episode?
A: No. Based on my reaction that one, all the ones I haven’t seen are far and away my favorite episodes.