Boys Are Dumb

Below you will find the results of my having challenged myself for a number of days to write a short story with a beginning and middle and an end inside of 30 minutes. Here is what I came up with. I hope you like it.

They sipped their tea from oversized purple mugs that looked like toys. Both blonde and both very quiet; exhausted.

He looked over at them from the sink.

“You guys gonna go at it, again?” he asked, grinning.

“No,” she answered.

“No,” the other girl pronounced. “That was last night. That was the ecstasy.”

“I dunno,” he said. “You looked like you were having fun. Like you really liked each other.”

“Ecstasy,” the other girl smiled softly.

“You sure?” he asked.

“Yep,” she answered.

“You sure you’re sure?”

“Why don’t you take some,” the other girl suggested. “We can go get Roy, upstairs, and watch you guys fuck.”

He turned back to the sink. Pissed.

A naked man ran into the kitchen. An older man; balding and with a thin mustache.

“I’m Robert Heinlein,” he shouted! “The famous science fiction author!”

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