Below you will find the results of my having challenged myself for a number of days to write a short story with a beginning and middle and an end inside of 30 minutes. Here is what I came up with. I hope you like it.
Before those guys went on tour, I decided to prank them. I went to a gun show and I bought the most incredibly racist, right wing, extremist bumper stickers I could find. I plastered the back of their van with the things while they were asleep. The next morning, they drove off to North Carolina. I guess they were too bleary eyed from pre-tour partying to notice all the crazy stuff on their van. Somebody set fire to the van in Chapel Hill. They were playing at a straight-edge commune near the university. Things got bad. Somebody chopped off the guitar guy’s foot. Do you think I should tell ‘em it was me?