Below you will find the results of my having challenged myself for a number of days to write a short story with a beginning and middle and an end inside of 30 minutes. Here is what I came up with. I hope you like it.
-Refuse to enter Chinese laundry. Prevail upon those devils to slide my shirt through a slot in the door.
-Deny existence of maple syrup.
-Points To Ponder: Might The Azores be an alien lump fallen from space.
-Work on manuscript; investigate synonyms for ‘indescribable evil.”
-Bemoan new ‘hot jazz’ trend at Dick’s Books.
-Look for available women; have spats bleached.
-Eat dinner; likely spaghetti. Those swarthy ne’er-do wells have somehow found a winner with this one.