Below you will find the results of my having challenged myself for a number of days to write a short story with a beginning and middle and an end inside of 30 minutes. Here is what I came up with. I hope you like it.
“I have something to tell you, and I feel terrible.”
“What is it?”
“I’ve been sending porny e-mails back and forth with your roommate from college.”
“I know. That’s why I’ve been taking shits on your rare Charley Patton 78s and then hiding them.”