Below you will find the results of my having challenged myself for a number of days to write a short story with a beginning and middle and an end inside of 30 minutes. Here is what I came up with. I hope you like it.
By the 72nd hour, The Turnip had enlarged to the circumference of a radial tire and sprouted eyeballs. Professor Dorkelman’s O-Gro Granules had evolved beyond reasonable expectations.
Flash and I administered a self-awareness test to The Turnip. Results were inconclusive; the thing just stared at us with its newly-formed ocular apparatus.
By the next morning, The Turnip had grown eyebrows – expressive, angry eyebrows. Teeth, too.
We had no choice but to call The Man From R.U.T.A.B.A.G.A.