Below you will find the results of my having challenged myself for a number of days to write a short story with a beginning and middle and an end inside of 30 minutes. Here is what I came up with. I hope you like it.
Kyle Putnam came to school so baked, one time, that he went home. Kyle Putnam took 40 bong hits while watching Apocalypse Now at his sister’s house. Kyle Putnam dropped enough acid to keep him tripping for 3 days, and then hitchhiked to New Hampshire. Kyle Putnam got shipments of mushrooms from his brother who grew them in jail. Kyle Putnam once took a bong hit and didn’t exhale for 4 hours. Kyle Putnam tripped everyday during 1989. Kyle Putnam wore Herman Survivors in gym class. Kyle Putnam owned a Telecaster and could play every song by Exodus. Kyle Putnam worshipped The Devil. Kyle Putnam set a cat on fire and taped its wails. Kyle Putnam listened to the wretched sounds while reading The Satanic Bible. Kyle Putnam hated The Beatles. Kyle Putnam painted the inside of his bedroom black, and blotted out the windows. Kyle Putnam quit his job at Papa Gino’s and told his cousin to fuck off.