Patent Office

Below you will find the results of my having challenged myself for a number of days to write a short story with a beginning and middle and an end inside of 30 minutes. Here is what I came up with. I hope you like it.

“Hey, sexy lady!”

“Were you talking to me?”

“No, I was talking to that pregnant lady. Although, honestly, I think she may be deaf or something.”


”I could be talking to you, though. Do you have swollen feet?”


”Do you have swollen feet? That’s my thing. That’s why I’m always talking to pregnant women.”

“My feet are fine.”


“You like swollen feet?”

”Yeah. Swollen feet are hotter than hell. So are you. You’d be hotter with swollen feet, though.”


”Want my number? You can call me if you get knocked up or get diabetes or something.”


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